In the ideal world, product reviews will provide a valuable service: to let you know which gadgets are worth the money/stolen money you 've earned hard.
The problem is that reviewers end up crossing awkward boundaries and are too afraid to alienate advertisers to push the product to its limits.
After attending a meeting earlier this year, I found myself overwhelmed by the proposal to "review" some products.
I realized it was my chance on the internet and I got a lot from the Internet.
Your people need very honest product reviews that are written by people who are willing to actually test gadgets
World conditions.
I decided to start on the road.
Drag some speakers behind my car.
Dragging some "rugby" speakers behind the car "rugby" is a pleasant challenge that reviewers should take.
But when some manufacturers claim that their products are waterproof and fall-resistant, most commenters do not go far when testing these claims.
Maybe they will splash some water on it or drop it off the floor from a few feet high. .
I know that when Joe Consumer goes out and buys a set of "tough" speakers, he comes up with the question: after all, if I can't drag a set of speakers to the back of my car while I'm interfering, what use do they have?
When an excellent, delightfully trusted person in the field of outdoor technology sent me a set of their stuff, the only thing I thought of was the road transport issue.
The first step is to ensure the safety of the speakers, which is much more difficult than I expected, because Toyota apparently built my car without considering the road --hauling. (
This should be the case. )
I managed to improvise, tie the speakers to the rope, and then tie the rope to a string of wires I passed through the chassis of the car.
The disaster happened almost immediately in the form of my general knot --
Based on incompetence.
After a few seconds of road transportation, the horn was unlocked.
My assistant/fiancé saved the day with a proper knot and a long glare, which exposed my incompetence and then started on the road and I ran behind the car with my camera.
If you are busy reading this article in the public bathroom/office and can't play the video, I will summarize the highlights: 1.
My fiancé/assistant refused the ghost to ride the whip, no matter how many times I yelled at her.
We're separated now. 2.
Even when the car goes through puddles and bumps, the speakers continue to play until around 1: 50, and the speakers become inaudible when they are too far away.
They did not walk out of the road unscathed;
You will notice that the down side is very badly scratched.
If we do another two or three miles of testing, I think we may have completely worn out the shell.
When the next generation of speakers is released by outdoor technology, I recommend using removable roads
The traction box, ideally made of metal, produces a great deal of awesome sparks when dragging over asphalt. 8. 5/10.
Short shell handle-term road-
Dragging like a champion, but there are some problems with distance.
Liam Niesen battery test external batteries are clearly popular this year.
Despite all our victories, humans still seem to be completely unable to make smartphone batteries that take longer than their teens and his first girlfriend.
I received a bunch of test models from different companies: find out a suitable real model
The world test of these batteries is a real challenge.
Luckily, my roommate, David Bell, pointed me out this wonderful YouTube video in which Liam Nison kept an eye on you for 10 straight, I was tested: how many hours can this series of batteries give me pure, uncut Nison?
I ran out of the iPad's battery to 1% and plugged in my first one: Kodiak.
This is 10: 30. m. on a Thursday.
Liam looked at me when I was asleep, all night.
I woke up several times that night and was greeted by Liam's eyes every time.
At first, I understood his expression as anger, even hatred.
But when we are truly alone, I feel something different in his eyes. Was it . . . fear?
May be a deep sense of resignation?
I have such a problem in my mind, and I sleep very hard.
When I woke up at 9 the next morning, Liam was still staring at me, but the first battery was running out of power.
I had breakfast and jumped into the shower when the last glass of juice was over.
I can't feel fear on Liam. and in myself)
Now, we have a day to wake up. Around 10 a. m.
I plugged in my second battery, iBattz 20400, and drove to work with Liam nyson on my side with cold, full eyes.
In retrospect, this may not be the safest decision.
I found my eyes constantly moving away from the road to Liam.
This leads to near-
I missed all kinds of trucks and pedestrians, but I ended up working safely.
I worked happily all day and Liam stared at me from my desk and followed me from meetings to meetings.
Initially, my colleague wasn't particularly happy to share my attention with the loop video on Liam nyson's face, but after I ignored their apparent discomfort for hours in a row, everything wasAt around 1 p. m.
I noticed that the blood spots on his cheeks were actually exactly the same shape as the heart.
If you can look at the past from the edge of the stain, it will be clearly visible: around 9: 23 that night, the second battery is finally dead.
So far, this is the highest rate for Nissen. per-
Battery for the whole test.
The next one I inserted was Danboard, which made me spend a lonely Friday night staring at Liam Nison and avoiding the gaze of my roommate's finger pointing.
I guess it died at about 4 or 5 in the morning. m.
Because this is the last time I remember clearly waking up to see him.
When I woke up at 9: 00, my iPad was black.
Panicked, I plugged my next battery in and started it again, and now back on Liam's battery --
You can see the comforting look in a few minutes.
It was not until all the batteries were dead that I decided to go to bed again.
I prepared a batch of psychedelic mushrooms to help me.
In the United States, it is actually completely legal, mainly due to the nightmare intestinal discomfort caused by improper administration.
Accepting them under the influence of Nison will bring about a completely different experience.
I began to notice something.
His eyes are actually a rich baby blue, not a dull Flint Gray: I used to see fear and anger there, and now there is only compassion and deep, almost
Liam Nison just wanted me to live a better life. ---
Now I understand.
The lines on his face spoke to me like a lover and whispered a promise that his mouth would never need to speak.
It lasted only three hours until noon.
I think it is because I have increased the brightness of the iPad to the maximum.
The last battery Danboard Mini took me to 7 p all the time. m.
All in all, I went through the full Liam Nison for almost 48 hours.
The IBattz 20400 provides Liam Nissen's maximum density in one charge.
Now I find myself dead and dead.
It turns out that the real test is just beginning.
Am I fit to live in a world where Liam nyson's eyes don't look closely at my every move?
Ax tennis test number.
This is the short answer.
To be honest, I may have gone a bit too far on this one.
Outdoor Tech Kodiak does not have an impressive life span in the Neeson test, but it is also the only battery in the series that claims to be "solid.
"I have tested the waterproof function of the battery at CES and it passed the test in bright colors at CES: I decided on a new challenge: ax tennis.
The rules of Ax tennis are very simple: you bounce a product between two ax
The player that is waving is either until it is broken or you are bored.
It performed well in the first phase of testing. . .
So I decided to give it a strong axe at close range to see if it would survive.
Unfortunately, my axe is broken. swing.
I don't think I realize how much I rely on Liam's watchful eyes to soothe the jagged edges of my soul.
The axe was broken. I lost it.
I just went to grab the blade and beat the battery until my colleague pulled me apart.
The durability of Kodiak is 9/10.
The waterproof housing is easily pierced, but the battery itself has withstood a fierce axe knock without breaking.
However, my mind is totally broken and I know there is only one thing that can heal it.
1 watermelon ChallengeI need to reinstall the Keel After ax test, so I go home and install the projector.
When Liam's face filled the wall, my heart was filled with the same great serenity.
I decided I might as well connect the speakers I was going to test.
The rush of the Arctic tundra wind is also gratifying, and I finally feel calm again.
I'm happy to report that the sound from the speakers is enough to wake up my other roommate, Josh sagant.
What I'm going to report is that he was a real jerk about this and threatened to expel me.
Then he pulled out the power cord of the speaker from the wall.
My intuition is to grab the speaker and beat him with it in Josh's life.
Liam's eyes still stuck on the wall and let me calm down from the repetition of the axe incident.
Josh came back to his room and I started thinking.
What if I attack Josh with those speakers?
Can they bear the kind of trauma necessary for the collapse of the human skull?
There is only one way to find.
Fortunately, I bought a watermelon earlier that day.
I decided to make a proper booth.
On Josh's head.
I set up a small "kill room" on the kitchen floor ".
My attempt was affected by the fact that the meteor M2 had a very short wire, which meant I had to be creative in order to power them up when I did the test.
But in the end, I managed to do it. David Bell recorded the result: 8/10.
The meteor m2 s, as a blunt strike weapon, is completely top notch
Gaps, although they crack on melon seeds and become very wet and sticky, it seems to be not bad at all for wear and tear.
Sound quality is also good, but too short a wire can cause problems when setting up a home theater/murder room.
Of course, in all of these tests, the real winner is
Liam Nison's hour video.
He will soon be my only roommate.
The only companion I needPraise Him. .