The opening ceremony of 2012 London Olympic Games was finally held here.
Look at that glory and spectacular!
Young people from 205 countries!
Oscar winner (and zombie-movie director)
Danny Boyle is in front of a stadium.
Replica of England!
David Beckham on the speedboatAnd, um, Mr.
Bean play "fire chariot.
"Did the ceremony live up to the synchronized awe of the Beijing Olympic Games? The Beijing Olympics lit the torch and surprised him. Where did the guy get his jet backpack? See the most embarrassing and beautiful moments around the world!
Hey, I'm glad you asked.
The best thing, if not the ceremony: before the big show,recorded voice-
He told us that we are in the UK: "Here, the most famous face of tower time . . . . . . We divide the hemisphere . . . . . . And set the clock to the imaginary line.
"Well, that's all right.
The biggest disappointment was that David Beckham, dressed in a suit, was holding the Olympic torch in his hand as he rushed to the ceremony.
Good, but think about it: this person is one of the most suitable people on the planet, not to mention the most beautiful.
Let him squeeze into Speedo and swim there with the torch.
Then, when he climbs out in slow motion, maybe train him a camera, or eight.
You know, for the Queen and for the country.
The most tearful moment: there are four countries where the children's choir turns to start the opening ceremony from radio stations across the United StatesK.
Dressed as a British farmer, the actors frolic on a gorgeous turf built for the opening ceremony.
Next is the most important thought --
Seconds blow sleeve-
See the real multi-storey chimney representing the industrial age from under the floor of the stadium.
Classic Scene: We like the volunteer squadron in high hats.
Among them is actor Kenneth Brana, who recited the lines from Shakespeare's storm.
Best use of James Bond: Pre-
Daniel Craig is wearing a tuxedo in two Corgis (
Royal breed if you have to know)
Aboard a helicopter carrying Queen Elizabeth II
The film made the scene "arrive" at Craig's date with his queen ". . . via parachute.
Of course, the airborne is a stuntman, but Her Majesty did appear at the ceremony.
The funniest thing is, Mr. rowwin, the comedian.
"Beans in the worm" AtkinsonBunny-
The esque taunt of the classic film soundtrack.
Dressed in her own tuxedo, Atkinson sat with the London Symphony Orchestra while looking at her iPhone and using an umbrella creatively.
The most exciting moment: recognition of 40 years of British music includes a piece of David Bowie, performed by performers who have been cheated in future jetpacks!
The most embarrassing statementS.
Host Matt Lauer revealed that the seats at the Olympic Stadium have been cheated by more than 70,000 small screens, making the entire venue a huge LED display.
"One more thing I don't understand," commented the host, Meredith Vieira.
Hey Meredith, they're the lights.
Best match between old and new: J. K.
Rowling, creator of the Harry Potter series, reads J. M.
Barry's novel Peter Pan is celebrated by British children's writers.
Best Freestyle: not swimming, dancing!
Tribute to three Independent Olympic Athletes
Basically no country's competitors.
When it was their turn to swim in the national parade, he suddenly showed a spontaneous rotation.
The men came from areas once known as the Netherlands.
The biggest surprise: Gorgeous Whiteand-metallic-
Gold hoodie and cropped pants provided by team UK.
In the same parade.
As soon as the host athlete took to the field, Stella McCartney, who designed a different uniform for the UK, sent out a very sharp tweet: she had nothing to do with the white and gold ceremony suits.
"The biggest surprise: when the Arctic Monkey reported the Beatles hit song" come together ", the guy who was riding a bike in a giant pigeon.
The most refreshing handover: the real star of the Olympic opening ceremony is usually its last torchbearer.
In this case, the use of plural: The last person to deal with the torch is a group of young British athletes who are on the rise, and it is not yet known that they take turns to pass the torch to their destination.
Best use of English: No one has closed the spectacle except Paul McCartney, who is a national treasure and has a knight on top of all this.
It's British now.