The Ministry of Trade and Industry is vigorously promoting its Smart Rewards program, which gives British companies £ 150 per person to help them develop innovative ideas.
The leaflet that the department is sending about the plan takes Jim Montgomery as an example, and he has almost completed the development of the two plans
Seat self-driving coach with smart currency.
On the leaflet, not only can our department resist the obvious pun (
"Jim Montgomery's idea really took off after winning the smart Prize ")
But a zappy tdi propagandist made the flyer itself in cardboard with "folded" lines on it.
The idea is that when you fold the flyer, it becomes a plane, just like the kids do with paper at school.
Feedback has been thoroughly tried and even fixed things together in the desired shape using glue.
But every time the plane is thrown, it goes straight down to the ground.
We sincerely hope that this is not a metaphor for the UK's innovation industry.
Oh, they don't teach science like they used.
Can you imagine which school recognizes this experiment now?
Bell found it in the chemistry textbook at school 1950? “Experiment 32.
Study the removal of dust during breathing.
Enter the coal shed or other place that is equally dirty.
Shovel coal or dust.
Breathe Right, me. e.
Breathe with your nose.
Blow your nose with a clean handkerchief when you come out.
What conclusions do you draw from your handkerchief check? ” (
General Science Chemistry, UKHutton and A. Swallow. )
Feedback doubts that other readers have memories of dirty or dangerous experiments conducted by "smelly" teachers in the past.
In the same good times, the students attending the lecture will see the charts and tables projected from the transparent film on the projector to the screen.
Usually, the Speaker will have a paper copy of the transparent film, but if not, someone can always go to the nearest photocopier to make some copies.
Sony recently announced that it is developing a new series of video projectors to be illuminated with small LCD screens.
Sony's European marketing manager announced in a demonstration to promote the new product: "The projector is dead, long live the projector . ".
To prove this, Sony uses a personal computer connected to its prototype video projector.
But throughout the presentation, the audience watched the shocking blurry text on the screen and tried to read it.
Compared to competitors, an important percentage of the optical transmission of Sony's liquid crystal display is lost in blur.
"Then why is your picture so bad?
Finally, you have to ask feedback.
Sony's marketing team explained: "The LCD projector is unable to process the VGA graphics output from the computer, so they have to convert it to a TV signal to display.
"It's too polite to point out that Sony's competitor, sharp, has sold LCD video projectors capable of responding to a variety of computer graphics, and we ask for hard copies of" slides, so that we can read what they say.
"Sorry," explained Sony, "but since" slides "are stored in the computer, we have to print out a hard copy and post it to you.
Nothing arrived a week later.
Maybe Sony is still trying to extract a clear copy from the computer.
"We assure you that there is nothing more comfortable than it," British Airways is proud to say that it has installed a new type of seat in its luxurious Club European cabin.
Well, several of the passengers who recently flew to Germany got the feedback by chance and they were wondering why the seat felt so hard and uncomfortable.
The housekeeper explained that they were new.
So, what kind of research did British Airways do before installing a seat that feels like a school bench?
According to British Airways spokesman Keston coolimore, the company contacted several seat manufacturers to ask them to provide a series of bubbles for testing.
For a long time, passengers and staff had tried and sorted out the information.
Then, for "maximum comfort", the most popular foam was tested again and eventually developed into a seat that is now in use.
Cullimore explains: "While it may be difficult to sit in a seat for the first time, the foam used actually shapes people.
"It all sounds very scientific, but feedback prefers to complain about the more direct answers passengers get from flight attendants on flights to Germany and Cologne;
"After a while, you stop noticing your ass when it gets numb.
However, it will take a while for numbness to begin.
Most of the flight time is hungry for comfortable low feedback
Technical seat yesterday
The controversy over the rumbling of city electricity was recently stirred up by a shocking horror story in Sunday's mail.
The newspaper revealed that Britain is now in a "slow-moving" state, "because European bureaucrats have lowered the electricity voltage of their families ".
"The family received a voltage of 240 volts until January 1.
It's down to 230 volts now . . . . . . It hits the kettle, the toaster, the light bulb, the iron, the electric light, the razor, the hairdryer and the mower. "Oh, no, no.
Since the feedback was very hard to explain in February 4, although the nominal voltage has changed, the legal tolerance has also changed, so the voltage of the socket can remain the same.
Mail continues on Sunday & colon;
"Experts say this reduction means 8 cents for power loss, because once the current reaches the component or motor it serves, the resistance decreases.
Feedback would love to know who these "experts" are.
One thing that even European officials in Brussels can't change is the resistance of copper wires in European homes.
Now many couples want to know his gender before the child is born, and doctors may also find an answer for them.
It is more difficult to figure out what the child will look like-especially before the child is pregnant.
But according to the women Magazine, computers have solved the problem.
In the US, you can buy a program called baby maker.
All you have to do is scan photos of yourself and your partner.
The computer looked at it, thought about it, and then drew a picture of what it might be like for your child.