If you are a stupid rich man, you may be smart in money.
If the 0. 1 billion millionaire wants to buy a floating fortress, you know he will get the best floating fortress to get the best floating fortress deal, then let his floating fortress accountant write off all of this as a floating business expense.
But some crazy millionaires are really crazy and throw away the orphanage
Save money on the stupidest and most useless things you can imagine. Stuff like . . .
The Dodgers boss pays a Soviet wizard to win the game in Los Angeles and when you are middle class and sick you get a doctor.
When you are poor and sick, you get a doctor who gets a degree from Correspondence University.
But you get a "doctor" when you have money to get sick "---
Someone will give you unlimited Xanax, no problem, and also clean your chakra completely.
What is not usually done is to ask the "doctor" further to fix the entire starting bench of your major league baseball team.
When Jamie mccott, one of the Dodgers bosses, had an eye infection, she did what all the rich did and got a "doctor ".
"Vladimir Shpunt is an old Soviet scientist with magical power.
In the 1980 s, Shpunt began to believe that he could send a healing "V Energy ".
In fact, that's how he cured McCourt's eye infection.
From the other side of the United StatesS.
He sent her positive thoughts, and then her eyes stopped like they were infected with magic.
Take traditional medicine (
She used it too)!
McCourt and her predecessor witnessed such an undisputed sacred certificate.
Husband Frank decided this time.
Their baseball team needs Wizards.
So they hired Shpunt and paid him hundreds of dollars to watch the Dodgers on TV and think about positive ideas.
But it makes his work seem stupid and doesn't matter, which is certainly not.
After all, it was Shpunt who made the Dodgers win the National League Western Championship, which is evident from mccourts's congratulatory email, which reads: "Special thanks to Vlad
"When they were in the next season, it was Shpunt who" diagnosed the disconnect between the coach and the manager "that got them all fired.
Jamie also asked him to personally join Jim in the treatment of a broken wrist of Jayson Werth, the outfielder.
Traffic jams at home in Boston
Everything went well so we had to go to a real doctor ourselves and miss the whole season.
Shpunt kept in touch with the team when he quit in 08, probably because things got too weird even for him.
After the news that McCourt had hired a legitimate madman, she was kicked out of the Dodgers board and had to leave the country in shame.
We mean that she was appointed as the new CEO and later as the ambassador to France and Monaco by President Trump.
As we say, it is different for the rich.
4A mob boss bought a small league Hockey team for his teenage son Jimmy Gallantmillion-
Dollar garbage truck empire
He's like a real one.
Tony Soprano
He even had a son named. J. !
Except we don't remember Tony buying a set. J.
Just to make him not feel like a huge failure.
In high school,. J.
Gallant is your typical teenager who likes to play hockey.
But later, he broke his knee in his senior year and broke his career dream.
Jimmy believes that the only way his children still live in their dreams is through.
Over the course of a few days, garant purchased the franchise of a small league team of hockey, named it the garbage team, and transferred it to rinky-in his town-dink ice rink. A. J. , a 17-year-
Old, appointed general manager, in his free time, he had to call the media for the first time while avoiding the teacher.
Like any spoiled rich child, when it's time to fill out the roster,. J.
The most expensive (read: violent)
The players he can find. . .
Willing to play in League HockeyHis 1 pick?
Wayne's brother, Brent Gretzky
The only way is No.
The name of the hockey league can be obtained like (the worst)
Gretzky's ransom to their king.
Gretzky's salary is $100,000, almost half the team's top league budget.
So in order to get around the stupid fair game cap, Jimmy did what any mob would do and started cooking books. Players (
And their families)
Will pass the fake no-
Display jobs at his waste management company, allowing them to spend about $750,000 a year on bruisers.
Galante then spent another $3 million to renovate the Danbury hockey field, although it could only accommodate 3,000 people.
But when the FBI finally raided Garant's office, the dream vanished.
As one of Galante's assets, the Danbury Thrace were seized and disbanded after two glorious, over-violent, thoroughly fallen seasons.
In order to save Tom Monaghan, the owner of the wayward SoulsDomino, the owner of Domino Pizza, built a swamp town and ran a troubled pizza cake shop, and turned it into "if there were no other open empires, we would know today.
But as a devout Christian, his real mission has never been to deliver pizza to customers, but to save customers from evil.
So he used all his cheese wealth to build a new Eden in Florida: a planned community.
Monahan has been very poor in growing up, so when he finally becomes rich, he swears to enjoy his wealth to the maximum.
He likes cars, so he bought the most expensive one on the planet.
He loves architecture, so he bought almost everything Frank Lloyd Wright did.
He liked the Detroit Tigers so he bought them too.
But in the end, Monahan decided that what he really liked was entering heaven.
So use all this to save as many souls as possible on Earth.
He used the $0. 25 billion foundation and he started the first closed community dedicated to God and not the HOA rules.
The town, founded in 2005, is located on the edge of the sacred Corkscrew Swamp in southern Florida to accommodate Ave Maria University (
Every study is to learn the Bible)
Centered on the Church of the Virgin Mary-
In the typical style of Florida, this is
The eye snake of the Catholic Church.
Because it is still a closed community for the old rich, it also has a golf course (
Hold daily confession there).
Ave Maria is the most sacred place on Earth, with many secular critics.
Some people call it "Catholic jonesown" because of the mysterious color of Monahan.
According to his divine will, there is no pornography in this town, there is no method of contraception, or (presumably)
Good pizza shop.
Tech giant Larry Ellison's yacht uses a drowning basketball retriever, which may be life, but the rich play differently than the rest of us.
Oracle CEO and big-
Billionaire Larry Ellison is an avid basketball fan. -
So big that he even considered buying it, it's its own charity.
But like any billionaire, Ellison is a huge fan of the yacht, which has several yachts, including the world.
So it doesn't take a long time for the tech genius to figure out how to combine his two greatest pleasures in a crazy decadent way.
Yes, Ellison's yacht is not one, but two.
When on his yacht, Ellison plays basketball at least twice a day to relax because there is nothing more relaxing than playing basketball on a boat that swings back and forth on a wet floor.
But it's absolutely impossible to say that Ellison is the kind of yacht that wastes a lot.
Have billionaires
First, the court is twice the size of the helipad.
Secondly, Ellison hired a private fighter to sail on a small boat behind the yacht in order to retrieve the basketball that was shot into the backyard of Poseidon from the fence.
Welp, "personal water basketball retrieve Captain" must be the most bizarre job description we 've ever heard.
Investor Steve Cohen bought a rotten shark. And Guy Fieri)
Too many Steve Cohen is one of the world's successful hedge fund managers with a net worth of $12 at the moment. 8 billion.
When you find out that he likes to throw away money like a fast food napkin, all of this is more impressive.
We started with this guy's boring consumption?
By the way, how about sharks?
The suction cup above is (
Unless you ask your grandfather)a work of art.
This is a shark marinated in formaldehyde.
The title of the work is
By real-
Life character Damien Hearst, the world's most expensive bayfish, was commissioned in his early 90 s for $95,000.
But when our guy Cohen wanted to buy a shark, he didn't joke about the offer.
Instead of offering twice the value, or ten times the value, he offered nearly a hundred times the contemporary value, struggling with sharks for $8 million (
While some sources claim it's actually closer).
Now, it may be too much money for a dead shark, but for one.
When Cohen bought the artwork, its shelf life was nearing the end, but he was very clear about it.
In fact, he was very upset by former owner tycoon Charles Saqi, who offered to buy him a new fresh shark to turn Hearst into art.
Not only did Cohen help
Hearst found one so that the new shark would not rot so fast, but he also paid all the money, adding at least a few hundred dollars to his bill.
For works that have exceeded the due date, all this is.
When it comes to things that exceed the shelf life: Guy Filey.
Cohen, allegedly living his best billionaire life, once paid Fieri to drive through Connecticut with him, eat hot dogs and pretend that hot dogs are on his TV show.
Accompanied by his pay, Fieri became a close friend of the billionaire, who later appeared on the show.
It looks like he paid $100,000 for a show, but eventually he won a friendship.
Business is good now.